What is going on now? A house elf just threw a chocolate egg at me but he won't fetch me some dinner! I thought they were supposed to do what they're told! Rotten thing ought to be flogged for being so naughty!
Texas Hold'em is officially my new favourite way to spend time here. Once we get a bit of cash saved up from our dreadful jobs, I proposed a real game. What do you say boys?
Have I been kidnapped? I can only assume this some kind of powerful magic as I find myself spewed out of a ball of light and into the most provincial looking place I've ever seen.
My father will find you and make you pay for this outrage. He is a very powerful man. You have brought a fate on yourself worse than death!